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Kirk Alloway

On the late Captain Grose’s Peregrinations

'The Antiquities of Scotland' by Captain Grose

 

(If you point your mouse at the small crossYes, that's the cross! after a word a box will explain the meaning of the word or some details explaining the poem)

 

As is widely known, this poem was written by Robert Burns to accompany an engraving of Alloway Kirk in Francis Grose's 'The Antiquities of Scotland' (1797). Burns to a quick liking to Captain Grose, who was a fat, jovial character of great intellect. After Captain Grose's death, Burns wrote a poem "On the late Captain Grose’s Peregrinations" which is well worth reading.

Tam O'Shanter

 A Tale

'Of Brownyis and of Bogillis full is this Buke.'
... Gawin Douglas
Burns often prefaced his poems with quotations. The Tam O'Shanter quote from Gavin Douglas (1476-1522) is from his translation of the Aenid (he called it 'Eneados'), the first full length translation of a major classical text to be made anywhere in Britain.

When chapmanpedlar billiesboys leave the street,

And drouthy neeborsthirsty neighbours neebors meet;

As market-days are wearing late,

An' folk begin to tak the gateroad;

While we sit bowsingsupping at the nappyale,

An' getting foudrunk and uncomighty happy,

We think na on the langlong Scots miles,

The mossesbogs, waters, slapspools, and stylesopenings,

That lie between us and our hame,

Whare sits our sulky, sullen dame,

Gathering her brows like gathering storm,

Nursing her wrath to keep it warm.

 

This truth fandfound honest Tam o' Shanter,

As he fraefor Ayr aeone night did canter;

(Auld Ayr, wham ne'er a town surpasses,

For honest men and bonnie lasses.)

 

O Tam, had'st thou but been sae wise,

As taento have taken thy ain wife Kate's advice!

She tauldtold thee weelwell thou was a skellumgood for nothing,

A bletheringchattering, blustering, drunken blellumbabbler;

That frae November till October,

Ae market-day thou was nae sober;

That ilka melderan instalment of grain sent to the mill wi' the millerHugh Brown of Ardlochan,

Thou sat as lang as thou had sillermoney;

That ev'ry naignag was ca'ddriven a shoe on,

The smithJohn Smith of Carrick and thee gat roaring fou on;

That at the Lord's house, even on Sunday,

Thou drank wi' Kirkton JeanJean Kennedy, who kept a pub in Kirkoswald till Monday.

She prophesied, that, late or soon,

Thou would be found deep drown'd in DoonRiver Doon,

Or catch'd wi' warlocksa male witch in the mirkdark and misty

By Alloway'sAlloway is about 2 miles South of Ayr town auld, haunted kirkold church, in decay since 1690 when Alloway parish was joined to Ayr.

 

Ah! gentle dames, it garsmakes me greetweep,

To think how moniemany counselstalks sweet,

How monie lengthen'd, sagewise advices

The husband frae the wife despises!

 

But to our tale:- Ae market-night,

Tam had got plantedsettled in uncojust/mighty right,

Fast by an inglefireside, bleezingblazing finely,

Wi' reamingfoaming swatsale, that drank divinely;

And at his elbow, Souter JohnieJohn Davidson, the cobbler who lived in the cottage in Kirkoswald,

His ancient, trusty, drouthydrunken croniefriend:

Tam lo'edloved him like a very britherbrother;

They had been foudrunk for weeks thegithertogether.

The night dravepassed on wi' sangs and clatter;

And ay the ale was growing better:

The landlady and Tam grew gracious

Wi' secret favours, sweet and precious:

The Souter tauld his queerest stories;

The landlord's laugh was ready chorus:

The storm without might rairroar and rustle,

Tam did na mind the storm a whistle.

 

Care, mad to see a man sae happy,

E'en drown'd himsel amang the nappyale.

As bees flee hame wi' ladeslots of o' treasure,

The minutes wing'd their way wi' pleasure:

Kings may be blest but Tam was glorious,

O'er a' the ills o' life victorious!

 

But pleasures are like poppies spread:

You seize the flow'r its bloom is shed;

Or like the snow falls in the river,

A moment white-then melts for ever;

Or like the BorealisAurora or Northern lights, race,

That flit ere you can point their place;

Or like the rainbow's lovely form

Evanishing amid the storm.

Nae man can tether time or tide;

The hour approaches Tam maunmust ride:

That hour, o' night's black arch the key-stanekey stone - the central stone in the arch of a bridge,

That dreary hour Tam mounts his beast in;

And sicsuch a night he takstakes to the road in,

As ne'er poor sinner was abroadoutdoors in.

 

The wind blew as 'twad blawnthough it had blown its last;

The rattling showers rose on the blast;

The speedy gleams the darkness swallow'd;

Loud, deep, and lang the thunder bellow'd:

That night, a child might understand,

The Deildevil had business on his hand.

 

Weel mounted on his grey mare Meg,

A better never lifted leg,

Tam skelpitclattered along on thro' dubpools and miremud,

Despising wind, and rain, and fire;

Whiles holding fast his guidgood blue bonnet,

Whiles crooningsinging o'er some auld Scots sonnet,

Whiles glow'ringstaring round wi' prudent cares,

Lest boglesspirits catch him unawares:

Kirk-AllowayClick for more details of Kirk Alloway was drawing nighnear,

Where ghaistsghosts and houletsowls nightly cry.

 

By this time he was cross the ford- the Slaphouse Burn which runs through the Belleisle and Rozelle estates,

Where in the snawsnow the chapmanpedlar smoor'dwas smothered;

And past the birksbirch trees and meiklebig stanestone,

Where drunken Charlie brak'sbreaks neck-baneneck bone;

And thro' the whinsgorse plants, and by the cairna 12M diameter cairn still visible on the Cambusdoon Estate,

Where hunters fandfound the murder'd bairnchild;

And near the thorn, aboonabove the well,

Whare Mungo'sSt. Mungo's Well, 100m west of the old Alloway kirk. The Kirk is thought to have been dedicated to St Mungo as Glasgow Cathedral owned the land. mither hang'd hersel.

Before him DoonRiver Doon pours all his floods;

The doubling storm roars thro' the woods;

The lightnings flash from pole to pole;

Near and more near the thunders roll:

When, glimmering thro' the groaning trees,

Kirk-Alloway seem'd in a bleezeblaze,

Thro' ilkaevery boreopening the beams were glancing,

And loud resounded mirth and dancing.

 

Inspiring, bold John BarleycornBurns wrote 'John Barleycorn: A Ballad' based on an old folk ballad about the brave 'corn spirit' dealing with the processing of barley from threashing to brewing ale - CLICK for the poem!

What dangers thou canst make us scorn!

Wi' tippennyA weak ale costing twopence a pint, we fear nae evil;

Wi' usquabaewhisky, we'll face the Devil!

The swatsthoughts sae ream'd in Tammie's noddlebrain,

Fair play, he car'dcared na deil's a boddlefarthing.

But Maggie stood, right sairseriously astonish'd,

Till, by the heel and hand admonish'd,

She ventur'd forward on the light;

And, wow! Tam saw an uncounusual sight!

 

Warlocks and witches in a dance:

Nae cotilliona formalized dance for a large number of people, in which a head couple leads the other dancers through elaborate and stately figures, brentbrand new frae France,

But hornpipes, jigs, strathspeysa slow Scottish dance in quadruple meter, and reelsRemember, Burns had taken dancing lessons in Tarbolton (The Bachelors Club),

Put life and mettlemetal (strength) in their heels.

A winnock-bunkerwindow seat in the east,

There sat Auld Nickthe devil of folklore, in shape o' beast;

A tousieshaggy tykedog, black, grim, and large,

To giegive them music was his charge:

He screw'd the pipes and gartmade them skirlsqueal,

Till roof and rafters a' did dirlring.

Coffins stood round, like open presseswardrobe,

That shaw'ddisplayed the dead in their last dresses;

And, by some devilish cantraipmagic device sleight,

Each in its cauldcold hand held a light:

By which heroic Tam was able

To note upon the halyholy table,

A murderer's banesbringer of ruin, in gibbet-airnsirons;

Twatwo span-lang, wee, uncristen'd bairnsbabies;

A thief new-cuttedhanged fraeby a raperope ---

Wi' his last gasp his gabmouth did gapehang open;

Five tomahawks wi' bluidblood red-rusted;

Five scymitars wi' murder crusted;

A garter which a babe had strangled;

A knife a father's throat had mangled ---

Whom his ain son o' life bereftkilled by his own son ---

The grey-hairs yet stack to the heft;In the original MS, the lines read: "Three lawyers tongues turned inside out, Wi' lies seemed like a beggar's clout; And priest's hearts, rotten, black as muck, Lay stinking, vile, in every neuk." These were removed at Mr.Tylerof Woodhouselee's suggestion.

Wi, mair of horrible and awefu',

Which even to name wad be unlawfu',

 

As Tammie glowr'dstared, amaz'd, and curious,

The mirth and fun grew fast and furious;

The piper loud and louder blew.

The dancers quick and quicker flew,

They reel'd, they setfaced their partners, they cross'd, they cleekitlinked together,

Till ilkaevery carlinwoman swatsweated and reekitsteamed,

And coostcast her duddiesclothes to the warkwork,

And linkettripped at it in her sarkshirt or shift!

 

Now Tam, O Tam! had thae been queansyoung women,

A' plump and strappin' in their teens!

Their sarks, instead o' creeshiegreasy flannenflannel,

Been snaw-white seventeen hunderfine linen (1700 thread gauge) linen! ---

Thirthese breeksbreechs, trousers o' mine, my only pair,

That anceonce were plush, o' guid blue hair,

I wad hae gi'en them off my hurdieships 

For aeone blinkglimpse o' the bonie burdiesbirds, girls!

But wither'd beldams, auld and droll,

Rigwoodiewithered hags wad speanabort a foal,

Loupingleaping and flinging on a crummockcudgel,

I wonder did na turn thy stomach!

 

But Tam kennedknew what was fu' brawliereally hearty:

There was aeone winsomecomely wench and waliejolly,

That night enlisted in the core,

Lang after kennedlong known on Carrick shore

(For moniemany a beast to dead she shot,

An' perish'd monie a bonie boat,

And shook baithboth meiklebarley corn and bear,

And kept the country-side in fear.)

Her cuttyshort sarkshirt, o' Paisley harncoarse linen,

That while a lassie she had worn,

In longitude tho' sorely scanty,

It was her best, and she was vauntieboasting...

Ah! little kendknow thy reverend grannie,

That sark she coftbought for her wee Nanniename of the attractive witch,

Wi' twa pund Scots3s4d sterling ('twas a' her riches)'

Wad ever grac'd a dance of witches!

 

But here my Muse her wing maunmust courcurb,

Sic flights as far beyond her power:

To sing how Nannie lapdid leap and flangthrow with violence

(A soupleflexible, swift jadgiddy young girl she was and strang);

And how Tam stood like ane bewitch'd,

And thought his very eenevening enrich'd;

Even Satan glowr'd and fidg'dfidgeted fu' faineagerly,

And hotch'djerked, as in playing the pipes and blew wi' might and main;

Till first ae capera playful leap or dancing step, synethen anither,

Tam tintlost his reason a' thegitherall together,

And roars out: 'Weel done, Cutty-sark!'

And in an instant all was dark;

And scarcely had he Maggie ralliedreadied to ride off,

When out the hellish legion sallied.

 

As bees bizz out wi' angry fykefuss,

When plundering herds assail their bykehive;

As open pussie'shares mortal foes,

When, pop! she starts before their nose;

As eager runs the market-crowd,

When 'Catch the thief!' resounds aloud:

So Maggie runs, the witches follow,

Wi' moniemany an eldrichghastly, frightful skriechscream and hollow.

                                                          

Ah, Tam! Ah, Tam! thou'll get thy fairinpresent from a fair!

In hell they'll roast thee like a herrin'herring!

In vain thy KateTam's wife awaits thy comin!

Kate soon will be a woefu'sad woman!

Now, do thy speedy utmost, Meg,

And win the key-staneBurns: "It is a well known fact that witches, or any evil spirits, have no power to follow a poor wight any further than the middle of the next running stream. It may be proper likewise to mention to the benighted traveller, that when he falls in with bogles, whatever danger may be in his going forward, there is much more hazard in turning back." of the brigbridge,

There, at them thou thy tail may toss,

A running stream they dare na cross!

But ere the key-stane she could make,

The fientfiend a tail she had to shake;

For Nannie, far before the rest,

Hard upon noble Maggie prestgot closer,

And flew at Tam wi' furious ettleaim;

But little wistunderstood she Maggie's mettlestrength!

Aeone spring brought off her master halewhole (main part of her body),

But left behind her ain grey tail:

The carlinwitch womam claughtclutched her by the rump,

And left poor Maggie scarce a stump.

 

Now, wha this tale o' truth shall read,

Ilkevery man, and mother's son, take heed:

Whene'er to drink you are inclin'd,

Or cutty sarks run in your mind,

Think! ye may buy the joys o'er dear:

Remember Tam o' Shanter's mare.

 

 References:

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The Scots Dialect Dictionary - compiled by Alexander Warrack MA

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The Complete Poetical Works of Robert Burns with an appreciation by Lord Rosebery. 1902 - published by Thomas Nelson & Sons, Ltd.